{"title":"Gifts for the Coworker Who Can't Talk Before Coffee","description":"\u003cp\u003eMugs for the person at the next desk who needs a full cup before anyone asks a \"quick question\". Each one is an 11 oz white ceramic mug, printed when you order it, and costs 229 kr.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"powered-by-coffee-and-spite-mug-funny-sarcastic-gift","title":"Powered by Coffee and Spite Mug, Print Won't Peel or Fade, for the Person Who Can't Talk Before the First Cup, 11 oz White Ceramic","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person who can't talk before the first cup, this mug says 'Powered by Coffee and Spite' out loud, so nobody has to start the conversation. The print is sublimated into the ceramic coating, not stuck on like a sticker, so it won't peel or fade. Lead and BPA free. We print it to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe print each one to order. Delivery to your country: United States from 66.86 kr, 4-10 business days · Europe from 72.00 kr, 12-35 business days · United Kingdom from 72.00 kr, 12-35 business days · Canada from 72.00 kr, 12-35 business days · Australia from 72.00 kr, 12-35 business days. We charge shipping per order and it rises with quantity. We do 30-day returns.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order by our print partner SPOKE Custom Products, fulfilled through Printify. Production takes 2-5 business days for US orders, 10-30 for UK and EU orders. From order to delivery: 4-10 business days in the US, 12-35 to the UK and EU. 30-day returns: email support@omicron.ink and keep the packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt costs 229,00 kr in Sweden. Your local price is on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne 11 oz (0.33 L) white ceramic mug with a C handle and rounded corners.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe two-tone 'Powered by Coffee and Spite' print is sublimated into the coating, so it won't peel or fade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead and BPA free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBacked by 30-day returns if it isn't what you pictured.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf it arrives chipped, or it is simply not what you pictured, we do 30-day returns. Email support@omicron.ink and keep the packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ck-sections\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:24px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/0585\/6847\/files\/11805910914497850595_2048.jpg?width=800\" alt=\"Powered by Coffee and Spite mug full of coffee on a woven placemat\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"width:100%;max-width:520px;border-radius:8px;display:block\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eCoffee first, conversation second. It holds 11 oz, which is one proper cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:24px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/0585\/6847\/files\/1575038318128669844_2048.jpg?width=800\" alt=\"Side view of the Powered by Coffee and Spite mug showing the two-tone print\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"width:100%;max-width:520px;border-radius:8px;display:block\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe two-tone print is sublimated into the ceramic coating, so it won't peel or fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:24px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/0585\/6847\/files\/7494160932177466297_2048.jpg?width=800\" alt=\"Handle side of the 11 oz Powered by Coffee and Spite mug\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"width:100%;max-width:520px;border-radius:8px;display:block\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eI picked the classic C handle and rounded corners because it is the shape most people already reach for in the cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long does delivery take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe print it after you order. It takes 4 to 10 business days to reach the US and 12 to 35 to the UK and EU.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print wear off?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe print is sublimated into the ceramic coating instead of sitting on top, so it won't peel or fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat if it arrives chipped?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEmail support@omicron.ink and keep the packaging. We do 30-day returns.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":58248633745743,"sku":"72997007804592905386","price":229.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/0585\/6847\/files\/11805910914497850595_2048.jpg?v=1784272089"},{"product_id":"professional-overthinker-mug-funny-anxiety-coffee-mug","title":"Professional Overthinker Mug for Noa, Late Night Tea and the Conversation From 2019","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe print each one to order. Delivery to your country: United States from 66.86 kr, 4-10 business days · Europe from 72.00 kr, 12-35 business days · United Kingdom from 72.00 kr, 12-35 business days · Canada from 72.00 kr, 12-35 business days · Australia from 72.00 kr, 12-35 business days. We charge shipping per order and it rises with quantity. We do 30-day returns.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for Noa, for the late cup of tea while quietly rerunning a conversation from 2019 that nobody else remembers. The mug is for that rerun, and for the friend who knows exactly which conversation it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz (0.33 L) white ceramic mug, classic shape with a C handle and rounded corners.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead and BPA free. The teal print is sublimated into the coating rather than sitting on top of it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order in Norcross, Georgia, so allow up to 10 days production before it ships.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf it is not what you wanted, we do 30-day returns from the day it arrives. Email support@omicron.ink and we will cover the postage back.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":58248634040655,"sku":"14542023409407940005","price":229.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/0585\/6847\/files\/460352269172510806_2048.jpg?v=1784272089"},{"product_id":"worlds-okayest-boss-funny-coffee-mug-office-gift","title":"World's Okayest Boss Mug for Henrik, Desk Coffee and Boss's Day Gifts","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe print each one to order. 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The gold accent print is sublimated into the coating rather than sitting on top of it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order in Norcross, Georgia, so allow up to 10 days production before it ships.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf it misses the mark, we do 30-day returns. Email support@omicron.ink, keep it unused in its box, and the postage back is on us.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":58248634564943,"sku":"20222864908687465403","price":229.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/0585\/6847\/files\/17897548093087036780_2048.jpg?v=1784272099"},{"product_id":"certified-plant-killer-mug-funny-plant-lover-gift","title":"Certified Plant Killer Mug for Mika, Desk Coffee Next to the Latest Succulent Casualty","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe print each one to order. 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The green and black print is sublimated into the coating rather than sitting on top of it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order in Norcross, Georgia, so allow up to 10 days production before it ships.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf it is not the joke you were after, we do 30-day returns. Email support@omicron.ink and we will cover the return postage.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":58248635023695,"sku":"26122298819191221548","price":229.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/0585\/6847\/files\/9756714948423001457_2048.jpg?v=1784272104"},{"product_id":"send-coffee-adulting-is-hard-mug-funny-gift-mug","title":"Send Coffee, Adulting Is Hard Mug for Alva, Monday Mornings in a First Apartment","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe print each one to order. Delivery to your country: United States from 66.86 kr, 4-10 business days · Europe from 72.00 kr, 12-35 business days · United Kingdom from 72.00 kr, 12-35 business days · Canada from 72.00 kr, 12-35 business days · Australia from 72.00 kr, 12-35 business days. We charge shipping per order and it rises with quantity. We do 30-day returns.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for Alva, for the Monday morning in her first apartment when she works out that nobody is coming to sort the admin out for her. The coffee helps. The mug tells the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz (0.33 L) white ceramic mug, classic shape with a C handle and rounded corners.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead and BPA free. 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